Safe For Now

Miss Haana and I love dum-dums (aka lollipops)! We love cotton candy and ice cream too! But dum-dums are special.

Recently I visited a doctor's office and they had a jar full of dum-dums at the check out counter. I have been doing a low-carb diet, so dum-dums are definitely out for me. But I immediately thought of little miss Haana and wanted to take some for her. I opened the jar, and grabbed a green pineapple; I like that flavor. Then I got the yellow lemon too; I like that flavor too. Then i figured I should take the red strawberry. And oh, little miss Haana likes the yucky purple one too. I was just picking out this handful from the jar when i saw the note right on top of the jar that said - 'Please take only one'!

Oops! I quickly shoved the handful of dum-dums I had just selected into my purse, closed the zipper, and looked over my shoulder to see if anyone noticed my deed.

Nobody was looking. The dum-dums are safe! Until they meet little miss Haana!

Unsatisfactory State of Affairs

Someone in this establishment is dissatisfied with the current state of affairs. Especially as it relates to hygiene. So far I was under the impression that we do just fine. We do regular tidying and cleaning. Laundry once a week usually on Sundays.

But that dissatisfaction became apparent when this morning I found the laundry basket full. It is only Thursday. Somebody has been filling the laundry basket. 

On closer inspection, the following were excavated from the laundry basket: bathroom slippers, hair dryer, contact lens fluid bottles, unopened soap boxes, little cloth purse, hair brush, band aids, clean t-shirts...

I think I know where they are coming from.