Ok Bye

This morning when i was waking up my sleepy baby, she smiled at me and with her eyes still closed, said "Ok, bye!"

I said, "Bye? Not bye, it's time for hi! Wake up!"

She turned to me and said,  "No, not to you. I was dreaming and talking to Mac on the phone".
She explained to me then, Mac is a teenager. He's 13. And he called to ask my little girl Haana if she'll be his best friend!
Then she told me there was also Zach. He was 12 and he wanted to be her good friend too!

My 5 year old is dreaming that teenaged boys are calling her asking to be their best friend?! This can't be happening! I had to interject my twisted flavor of reality, though. So, i said to little Miss Haana, "Well, did you tell him that your best friend is Mumma? Right? Gugu's best friend is mumma, right?!". She didn't completely disagree with me and haltingly nodded in agreement. Later, she said, the latest friend is also the best friend. I fussed that was not as per our rules and she relented with a "Ok, fiiiine!".