Monday, January 27, 2025

Baby Oil

When little miss Haana and Bobby boy were technically babies (they are still babies as far as I am concerned), I used to massage their baby bodies with baby oil every day. It was an activity I used to enjoy, and I think they did too. More than a few accidents had happened during this activity, but we don't talk about that anymore!

More recently, I got some baby oil for myself to use as a body lotion. When Bobby boy asked me about it, I made the mistake of telling him it is a baby oil - it turns whoever uses it back into a baby. As soon as he heard that, he didn't want anything to do with it anymore. He refused to have the baby oil touch any part of him. I should have seen that coming, he doesn't want to accidentally turn into a baby again! Luckily new bottle of the baby oil has cacao oil and doesn't say baby oil. Bobby boy confirmed with me twice,  'Mumma are you sure this is not a baby oil anymore? There's no baby oil in this new bottle? Are you sure?'. Yes Bobba, I reassured him. 'Look it doesn't even say baby on the bottle anymore. So it wouldn't turn you into a baby for sure!'. And while he still hasn't permitted it being used on his body, he may be considering it!


3 comments:

  1. I would like Bobby to turn back into a baby! I missed those years. Maybe it was my fault, but I don't feel so. I can imagine a slippery Bobba hollering "Keith"!

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