Big Boy

Once little Bobby boy had fixed his few moments of intense concentration on my face, I had to have this straight one on one talk with him:
Look at you! You're not a little newborn baby boy any more, are you? You're a big boy now, almost 1 month old! No longer the newborn tiny baby any more, are you?! You're a big boy now, right? A big 1 month old boy!
He seemed to listen and appreciate the gravity of being all of one month old! :)